Christmas Critters

The Australian cattle herder awaits his Christmas stocking.

Do you herd what I herd?

Christmas catnip and the adolescent cat. *ecstasy*

This is my 17th Christmas. Catnip is for children.
I choose to look beautiful
and comport myself with dignity.

Except that this thing keeps
following me around, guys. Guys?

I am such a good boy. I know because
this human keeps telling me so.